Jesus didn't wear candles!

While playing pictionary to practice the Spanish words for nationalities…

The girl at the board draws a wreath with four lit candles in it. This is to represent Santa Lucia (when the oldest girl in the Swedish family dresses as St. Lucia by wearing a wreath with lit candles on her head). General pandemonium ensues:

“You didn’t teach us how to say Jewish!”

“How do you say ‘Jerusalemian’”?
The one that pushed me over the edge was delivered by a junior boy who got completely bent out of shape. He was convinced she was drawing Jesus and wouldn’t listen when other students said it couldn’t possibly be a drawing of Jesus. He’d been getting more and more upset, his energy level increasing, his body becoming tense, starting to make fun of the girl’s drawing abilities and finally screaming in a very angry voice – “Jesus didn’t wear candles!”